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Sócrates internado no Júlio de Matos com alucinações !

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Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

The Arab son asks ...

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."
"Tell me," added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are you living in Birmingham and still wearing all this ?"

Alentejano com segundas intenções

Um lisboeta e um alentejano foram parar à mesma barbearia, no tempo em que lá se fazia a barba. Lá sentados, com um barbeiro atendendo cada um deles, não se falou uma palavra. Os barbeiros temiam iniciar qualquer conversa, pois poderia descambar em discussão. Terminaram a barba de seus clientes mais ou menos ao mesmo tempo.